Worms have weak spots
Hit the right segment and the number that pops out is absurd — three digits and a letter on the end. Hit anywhere else and you’re politely sanding down a wall. Aiming is the whole skill.
Field log № 07 · jovoxmegavi.com · independent fan review, Ireland
One scarecrow. A lawn mower doing most of the work. And a worm roughly the length of your phone coming at him in a slow, patient spiral. I have lost this game about sixty times and I still open it on the Luas.
01 — the short version
Most tower defence asks you to build a maze and then watch it work. This one hands you a field, a scarecrow, and something enormous already crawling toward him.
You don’t place towers along a path. You stand in the middle of the mess and let your weapons swing while a worm the size of a hedge coils around you, segment by segment.
Because a run is four minutes. Because the worms are genuinely funny-looking. And because the moment you learn where a worm’s weak spot sits, the same fight you lost twice becomes a fight you win with a lawn mower and a windup rat.
— 60-odd runs in, still bad at it
Hit the right segment and the number that pops out is absurd — three digits and a letter on the end. Hit anywhere else and you’re politely sanding down a wall. Aiming is the whole skill.
Every level-up throws three upgrades at you and takes them away again the second you choose. Toxic Apple +30%. Thorn Ball +100%. Windup Rat +50%. Pick badly and the run just quietly stops working.
02 — four minutes, start to death
A scarecrow, one weapon, a patch of grass. The worms are already moving before you’ve worked out which way is up. There is no tutorial that takes ten minutes of your life.
Thorn Ball +100% damage looks incredible right up until you remember you don’t own a thorn ball. This happens to everyone. It will happen to you tonight.
Six weapons firing at once, a purple worm wrapped twice around the arena, damage numbers stacking so high they run out of digits and start using letters. 132.75A. 999.9a. Soup.
Death is the payday. Everything you scraped up goes into ATK, CRIT and SPD, the scarecrow evolves a notch, and the next attempt starts a little less hopeless. Then you do it again.
03 — the shed
There is no sword. There is a lawn mower, a baseball bat and a cactus you leave lying around. Each one levels separately and eats 29 shards a tier, which is exactly as slow as it sounds.
Drives itself straight into the worm and keeps going. Does most of your damage before level ten and you will feel slightly cheap about it.
Slow, dumb and enormous. One swing every age, but it lands like a full stop at the end of a sentence.
You stick it in the ground and forget about it. Worms keep walking into it anyway. Damage for people who cannot aim.
Lobs over the front rank and lands on whatever is queueing up behind it. The card reads Apple Damage +30% and it means it.
Fires off and clips segments you were not aiming at. It is the card everyone greedily takes at +100% and half of them regret.
Wind it up, point it at a worm, look away. Rat Damage +50% is not a joke card and I will not hear otherwise.
Doesn’t kill much. Slows things down enough that everything else gets to. The unglamorous pick that saves runs.
Throws lightning between segments. When three of them chain at once the screen briefly stops being a game and becomes weather.
Also in the shed: knife, nail, reap scythe, magnifier, a plank of wood. Swipe the deck — hover or tap a card for the honest version.
04 — contact sheet
Straight from the Irish store listing, cropped only to lose the marketing banner along the bottom. Tap any of them to get a proper look.
05 — weak spots
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18 Aug 2026
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06 — from the listing itself
Everything below was read off the Google Play listing from Ireland. If it has changed since, the store is right and we are out of date.
The developer describes it as a “strategic tower defence and roguelike mix”, which for once is a fair description of the thing you actually download.
07 — off you go
It costs nothing, it’s a hundred thousand installs deep, and the worst thing that happens is you delete it on Thursday. Best case, you’re still arguing with a lawn mower this time next month.